Happy Birthday to my Imaginary Boyfriend

What do I wish you if you truly exist?

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I will take you to Paris for dinner at my favorite Indian restaurant.(who does that?)

I will take you to the vineyard, let you go and explore the winery while I eat the grapes. (I am that kind of person)

I will take you shopping and buy you a Rolex, then wish you all the amazing wishes you forget to wish yourself.

I will do so much more, if you truly exist.

Happy birthday to you, my imaginary boyfriend.

Go out and have a blast, after all, you are just imaginary.